Beer Bottle in the Bathroom Trash

from Mustard On My Sexy Dress by Eric Peter Schwartz

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BEER BOTTLE IN THE BATHROOM TRASH
(words and music by E.P. Schwartz)

Beer bottle in the bathroom trash
we had a party but they never last
Beer bottle in the bathroom trash
this is how things go

the light don't shine in here
not like when I was full of beer
hanging in out at the bottom of the fridge
with all my sud filled sibs

Beer bottle in the bathroom trash
we had a party but they never last
Beer bottle in the bathroom trash
this is how things go

I guess this is how it ends for me
dropped in here on their way to pee
One last sip before they drop me in
Couldn't find the recycle bin

Beer bottle in the bathroom trash
we had a party but they never last
Beer bottle in the bathroom trash
this is how things go

I know that I could be
a reminder for an early riser
if they just notice me
the existentialist Budweiser

Beer bottle in the bathroom trash
we had a party but they never last
Beer bottle in the bathroom trash
this is how things go

I landed here when they gave me a toss
amid the kleenex and the dental floss
I'll accept and won't get bent
they don't own the beer, they only rent

Beer bottle in the bathroom trash
we had a party but they never last
Beer bottle in the bathroom trash
this is how things go

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from Mustard On My Sexy Dress, released November 20, 2020

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Eric Peter Schwartz Aurora, Illinois

Acoustic rock and some instrumental rock. Where heart and quirk collide.

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