Dipshit

from Highway 45 by Eric Peter Schwartz

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You've got it all together
and you're always saying so
you speak in obscure movie quotes
that no one else would know
Your status updates are full
of what you think is wit
you're full of advice and platitudes
but you live like a dipshit

Make sure you're the brainy fish
at the dumb end of the pond
all bitches be crazy
after you give up the wand
you're never really listening
you're prepping your next quip
you think you're a racontuer
but you sound like a dipshit

You've got this swagger that you just haven't earned
liar liar pants on fire from the bridges that you've burned
enraged but disengaged, anger doesn't make you smart
I want to shout and dress you out but I haven't got the heart

The music gets louder
as the hairline recedes
you're sweet and magnanimous
when you're talking to the plebes
we better just deal
'cause you shoot from the hip
you're like Babe Ruth hitting balls of truth
but you're just a dipshit

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from Highway 45, released September 1, 2017
Words and music by E.P. Schwartz

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Eric Peter Schwartz Aurora, Illinois

Acoustic rock and some instrumental rock. Where heart and quirk collide.

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